Friday, August 12, 2011

R U Bachelor Enough?

Posted by Aliph at 5:01 PM


Hey readers. Long time no see huh? Hahaha. This blog is becoming such a rusty halo. This is all because of twitter. LOL! When I tweet is like im doing a miniblogging except for limited words -___-” . Damn it! This morning, I have decided to polish this sacred halo ;-) since I can’t sleep at night. So today I’m gonna put on writing about BACHELOR!

From my opinion, guys who achieved a status as a bachelor ONLY when they have a job as in getting paid or have a credential and recognition as a “completed” student. I bet you wondering whether are you bachelor enough? Hahaha. Here are some facts of existence:

I don’t want to write any regulation that only bachelor who deserves to get married but look at the actuality of life instead of defending your throne; Women nowadays put a lot of standards for guys (must have car, own house, money, etc), I don’t blame them cos that’s a challenge for us. They are in veracious postion to demand! Guys need to reach that barrier which they can afford to burden women’s need.

The most crucial need is money, without money, women might find you a bit turn off! Trust me if you wanna include some love story into this topic. I better shake you off abit *shakeshake* ok more shaking *shakeshakeshakeshaketillyourbraingetsconcussion*. LOVE IS BLIND so don’t get blinded, at least get farsightedness. Hahahaha. Let’s play gentleman game, who will pay for the bill for a single date? Never ever let women pay the bill cos they might think whether you shove your balls this morning or not. HAHAHA. Its not like I’m saying that women gets more turn on to the face of governer of National Bank (our Malaysian’s mona lisa on ringgit malaysia ;-D) than you but I just think if we still keep that gentlemen’s game,wouldn’t women be the happiest people in the world. In conjuction to that statement; women please, please and please don’t dig your men’s wallet cos you don’t want to turn him to be the saddest person in the world either. Hahahahaha

Next is education. This is very subjective and lenient. I don’t want to exeggerate much on that but I think people will look high on if you own that, however, it doesn’t matter as long as you know how to survive on your own besides wasting your parent’s money.

Third, hmmmmmmmmm. *sighingggggg* I forgot what is the next point. Maybe I’m too sleepy so I better sign off now. Before that, it’s not to late to wish you guys “happy fasting!”. HEHEHE.

Oh ya! Usually I don’t have time to blog cos I’m out of idea. So how about if you suggest me some topic so I can go forward on that. At least I will keep this as my homework ;-) and before I leave and be back here maybe for century. Here is my twitter https://twitter.com/#!/aliph_j so anything you can just ask me. I will reply you in any minutes, just state that you are one of my reader (pergh! Mcm aku la paling la paling artis kat sini. Hahahaha) btw DO REMIND ME TO UPDATE THIS BLOG. I’M BEGGING L. HAHAHAHA

Signing offfffffffffffffffffffff

9 comments on "R U Bachelor Enough?"

FaizalSulaiman on August 12, 2011 5:23 PM said...

hey aliph.sumpah u dah lama tak update lah.miss ur update dowh.hahahahaha
nice entry and i guess i can relates ur entry to myself.haha

happy fasting!!

sYukCurz on August 12, 2011 7:03 PM said...

perh. giler lama xupdate

Aliph on August 12, 2011 7:26 PM said...

faizal: hahaha. sumpah seribu kali sumpah mmg lama x update

sYukCurz: tngh ambik nafas balik nak update. hahaha

azalia hjsalleh on August 12, 2011 8:48 PM said...

welcome back dude!

Aiman Ariffin on August 12, 2011 10:06 PM said...

is this the reason why u were still awake then u called me?! Im gonna smack ur head real hard the next time i see u! -.-"

so am i considered a qualified bachelor? heheheeh :D

Ian Bakar on August 13, 2011 9:40 PM said...

Setengah tahun baru timbul...haha...Happy fasting aliph...

sehelai kertas buruk on August 21, 2011 5:52 AM said...

baru pun muncul (:
cool la die . hahaha

nur choki choki on September 12, 2011 9:17 AM said...

1st time here!

Nad Kassim on January 7, 2012 2:44 AM said...

UPDATE LAH!!!

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