Restoring Sugary Tenacious Memories (Part 2)

There was a day I spent with Aiman and his friend. He forced me to karaoke even though I instantly refuse to do so. But that motherfucker was heavenly good. He really pushed my ass to the limit and BABI-ly stressed me to grab the microphone. Miracle happened! I sang malay songs. High Five! Lol. Actually I refused to karaoke because my voice wasn’t at its best to show off. HAHA. Bodo neyy. Then we break off for few hours; I went for a haircut while Aiman went to the gym. After that, I met Fathur. It was fun babysitting him n finding his brother and sister. (phew… penat aku jaga baby tua tue. LOL).

I missed this big girl. While I was composing oneself for my final, I took an hour to laze with Yana. Just on the phone. I called her for updates. U know… girls always wind us such issues. But one thing for sure, she is so impressive. Back then it was easy for me to turn her down with all the sarcasm epic words but now she won a monumental victory. She made what a comeback with BABI-ly counterattack. Habis aku kena buli malam tue. HAHAHA. That’s towering when u still friend with ur x’s. Healthy relationship (what people called it). I wish I could hang out with her soon if her bf allows me to borrow his PET. Lol. Gotcha!

I’m waiting a righteous time to spend with this girl; Zaza. It’s been a year I ain’t got no chance to meet her cos our schedule always flawed. DAMN! I promised her that I will meet her soon baby ;-). One thing, I can remember bout her is the first time engaged her laugh. The same laugh like Cameron Diaz. I loike ;-). We still connected and glad to hear her laugh when I was pumping my adrenaline. I was merely exhausted and what a nice time that she called me cos I acted talking on the phone while I was actually rest my heart from a continuous exercise. LOL. Yer lah.. I don’t want people saw me pancit bila jogging. Cover girl sekejap. Hahaha.

Ed & Shaker. Asalkan lepak asing2 kot

Ijoy.

For a final call to this title, I met Shaker, Ed & IJoy; 3 awe-inspiring people (don’t ask me why I use this word, I just want them to treat me $$$. Lol). Honestly, I’m glad that I don’t only choose one type of social circle. I refuse to have LARGE social circle but A LOT of it. People who live expanded time than us (OLD PEEP. hahaha) can teach us amount of moral and lessons. Parents may be a good source but they might not be understandable. I try to live my life with fewer mistake counted. Even though big guy tends to be bulldozer but I have to be smart in making neutralization. One to One attack. LOL. Peace out. Btw thanks to most of my readers and new follower. Heart u (bapak sissy ayat aku). Love; Aliff

Restoring Sugary Tenacious Memories (part 1)

Pictures hide billion of capacity for retaining. When I was colourless and bored at home; scratching my balls, I deep through all my pictures to remember the fun house I’ve had thus I won’t be in world-weariness . One photo is like a tablet of memory. No limited prescription. One minute I screened one by one. Yeah. It’s lively my mood somehow. Here are the pictures that I missed to update.

It was a meeting with my best friends after few months of separation. I arranged the date cos Zakiyy’s phone was stolen (usually he was the one who managed the meet up) and I don’t mind to take over his job since I’ve been longing to them. I met Jaja; my best girl friend, Zakiyy & Adam. Adam joined us at dawn cos he was at Damansara with his cousin. Three of us leisured at Starbucks; talking about own’s crisis and Adam came out with his HUGE joke experienced at his UiTM. Dangggg. It was funny. Especially bout the faggot’s statement. Bengong aku.. Then we played truth or dare. I always go with the dare but for shit, they wanted me to go with the true cos they really eager to ask me bout SEX. -____-”. Sengal!

After that, I went to Genting with Pdot, Amy & Dewi at 4 in the morning. No conditional business. Just to fill up our own free-hour. Fuck! I was cold. My dick turned ICE!!! I was the only one who brings a sweater but stupidly I gave my sweater to Dewi cos she attacked my weakness. Lol. I can’t resist sweet talker though. But that’s okay; I practiced my gentlemen point on the other hand. ROFL. I keep jinx and throw all the curse towards Pdot because he was the only guy that can hold such degree. He even did the cuckoo dance. Ceh… what a show off polar bear -___-”

Two random girls asked me izzit amy? Y he doesn’t look like amy?

I answered; "yer la babi nieh. lol"

Flirts lightheartedly to win admiration and affection

Hey guys! My apology to all my readers cos I’ve been busy with study and social life recently. No worry dear, now I’m treasuring my luxury holiday for three weeks and I better pay you guys with amount of updates. Last Sunday, I reached my apartment quite early than expected time after filling all the unrestricted time I’ve had before final. Then, Calvin shouted my name three houses away. I was thunderbolt by his “Missed Call” when I busied looking for a right key to spell the main door of my house. He wanted me to accompany him for dinner since he was starving for weighty food that can satisfy his painful sensation. I’m fine with the plan although I was superbly exhausted but I ignored the extreme weakness cos I need to update this Calvin. I haven’t seen him for couple of weeks due to business. Actually he is the one who was 24/7 sticking to his girlfriend after and before class. Haih.. Macha..

We went to a stall somewhere in Cheras. We had a guys talk though. It was fun. Relationship and Love is always being my food of conversation. As between the period, I attacked Calvin with tones of question regarding to relationship with his gf. He was numb at some interval. I shooted him. LOL. Then…. He asked me. Dang… I’m single. He bullied me with demoniac sarcasm and said I’m wasting my life being a single man with wrinkled scrotum and overcooked dick -_____-” (BABI! That’s ouch. What a revengeful Indian guy. rofl). I ended the talk show and showed my superior middle hand ;-). While eating, Calvin dared me to coquette with some girls at the scene. I answered, “Wtf! We eating at stall. There are no pretty girls eat char kuey teow by the road”. He replied, “hey blind fool bastard! 12 o’ clock”. “okay, understood”, I answered after my eyes attracted to two femme fatale. Yummay….

I took a challenge though cos people won’t call me by animal name (elephant) if I wasn’t wild. POYO! I asked for a pen from Calvin and make a move to those girls. I just want to flirts lightheartedly with girl to win their admiration and affection but not their commitment. I went to their table and signing for order. The Chinese girl stared at me with such pair of sharp eyes and yeah! I was (gulp) and remain as statue of confident even I did shaking my word somehow.

Me: Hey girls. May I take your order? Eh.. hurm.. cik nak order ape?

Chinese girl: huh? U ambik order ke?

Me: yeah.. only to pretty girls.

Indian girl: (laughing) fine with me. …………… (the order)

Chinese girl: (blur mode) satu ice lemon tea

Me: Okay. Good. I repeat the order. One handsome gorgeous guy and one messy dirty man (by looking at Calvin).

(Calvin was smiling looking at me and the girls. He was totally blanked of what I said when 3 of us looked at him. Hahaha. Padan muka ko calvin)

Chinese girl: hahaha. What a lame trick.

Me: hey. What lame? I try to be update with the news what.. seating with both of u. take a word of 1 Malaysia. U Chinese. She’s Indian. I’m Malay.

Chinese girl: that’s cheesy… how bout u go help us with the order. That would be truly 1 Malaysia.

Me: HAHAHAHA. Okay. I help u after u help me to memorize your number phone.

Chinese girl: Here are two girls seating next to u. tak elok if u only asking for my number.

Indian girl: May! Don’t include me la.

Me: I’m not trying to be greedy tonite my dear. Here’s a pen and tissue

Chinese girl: (take the pen) Oooo. U r 2 clean for my number. Let me make it easy for u

Me: (can’t stop laughing)

Guess what? She wrote her number behind my neck!!!!!!!! She is damn good. I always think that tackle a girl randomly is outdated but at least I’ve made it as good as possible. Proudly presented :’). Actually I dislike the girl who is so easy to attract cos it show their personal price but those girl are not bimbos. They are like brainers; a sophisticated girl. As examples; Oprah & Martha Stewards. Yikesss! MILF! Nah……Wrong example. LOL. Sometimes I wish if we were born as a couple like Adam & Eve. It would be so easy then. No trouble and drama. Less energy used to seek for a partner too. ROFL.