Flirts lightheartedly to win admiration and affection

Hey guys! My apology to all my readers cos I’ve been busy with study and social life recently. No worry dear, now I’m treasuring my luxury holiday for three weeks and I better pay you guys with amount of updates. Last Sunday, I reached my apartment quite early than expected time after filling all the unrestricted time I’ve had before final. Then, Calvin shouted my name three houses away. I was thunderbolt by his “Missed Call” when I busied looking for a right key to spell the main door of my house. He wanted me to accompany him for dinner since he was starving for weighty food that can satisfy his painful sensation. I’m fine with the plan although I was superbly exhausted but I ignored the extreme weakness cos I need to update this Calvin. I haven’t seen him for couple of weeks due to business. Actually he is the one who was 24/7 sticking to his girlfriend after and before class. Haih.. Macha..

We went to a stall somewhere in Cheras. We had a guys talk though. It was fun. Relationship and Love is always being my food of conversation. As between the period, I attacked Calvin with tones of question regarding to relationship with his gf. He was numb at some interval. I shooted him. LOL. Then…. He asked me. Dang… I’m single. He bullied me with demoniac sarcasm and said I’m wasting my life being a single man with wrinkled scrotum and overcooked dick -_____-” (BABI! That’s ouch. What a revengeful Indian guy. rofl). I ended the talk show and showed my superior middle hand ;-). While eating, Calvin dared me to coquette with some girls at the scene. I answered, “Wtf! We eating at stall. There are no pretty girls eat char kuey teow by the road”. He replied, “hey blind fool bastard! 12 o’ clock”. “okay, understood”, I answered after my eyes attracted to two femme fatale. Yummay….

I took a challenge though cos people won’t call me by animal name (elephant) if I wasn’t wild. POYO! I asked for a pen from Calvin and make a move to those girls. I just want to flirts lightheartedly with girl to win their admiration and affection but not their commitment. I went to their table and signing for order. The Chinese girl stared at me with such pair of sharp eyes and yeah! I was (gulp) and remain as statue of confident even I did shaking my word somehow.

Me: Hey girls. May I take your order? Eh.. hurm.. cik nak order ape?

Chinese girl: huh? U ambik order ke?

Me: yeah.. only to pretty girls.

Indian girl: (laughing) fine with me. …………… (the order)

Chinese girl: (blur mode) satu ice lemon tea

Me: Okay. Good. I repeat the order. One handsome gorgeous guy and one messy dirty man (by looking at Calvin).

(Calvin was smiling looking at me and the girls. He was totally blanked of what I said when 3 of us looked at him. Hahaha. Padan muka ko calvin)

Chinese girl: hahaha. What a lame trick.

Me: hey. What lame? I try to be update with the news what.. seating with both of u. take a word of 1 Malaysia. U Chinese. She’s Indian. I’m Malay.

Chinese girl: that’s cheesy… how bout u go help us with the order. That would be truly 1 Malaysia.

Me: HAHAHAHA. Okay. I help u after u help me to memorize your number phone.

Chinese girl: Here are two girls seating next to u. tak elok if u only asking for my number.

Indian girl: May! Don’t include me la.

Me: I’m not trying to be greedy tonite my dear. Here’s a pen and tissue

Chinese girl: (take the pen) Oooo. U r 2 clean for my number. Let me make it easy for u

Me: (can’t stop laughing)

Guess what? She wrote her number behind my neck!!!!!!!! She is damn good. I always think that tackle a girl randomly is outdated but at least I’ve made it as good as possible. Proudly presented :’). Actually I dislike the girl who is so easy to attract cos it show their personal price but those girl are not bimbos. They are like brainers; a sophisticated girl. As examples; Oprah & Martha Stewards. Yikesss! MILF! Nah……Wrong example. LOL. Sometimes I wish if we were born as a couple like Adam & Eve. It would be so easy then. No trouble and drama. Less energy used to seek for a partner too. ROFL.