Friday, August 14, 2009

Solitary Chores

Posted by Aliph at 11:06 AM


Some random girl buzzed me with multitudinous questions; why are you still single? You in open relationship (refer to facebook), what that’s suppose to mean? Do you have type in girls? Why you still have contact with your X’s?

Here are my illustration of myself and my noun to call rejoinder:

Substantively, I’m not merely single. There is a sweet justification why I tagged myself in an open relationship (in facebook). It defined a relationship in which two people agree that they want to be together, but can't exactly promise that they won't see other people too. Basically, to have it all: a significant other and the freedom to hook up with other people. It is common during college for many post-high school relationships. 

Case 1:
"Are you still with Mary?" 
"Well, we're in an open relationship now. And it's don't ask, don't tell." 
"Are you okay with that?" 
"You know, it IS college, and there are so many cute girls out there..."

I fathomed it would reflects that I’m a perfidious lover but I was going through a grueling course of action that would, in the end, save my life.

Aye! I do have type for girls. I go for “clackers”. You know? High-heels! Dresses! I like seeing girls looked like any common in tv-box. That’s why I stay single cos I can’t afford that kind of woman. Wait for my precious title then I fish around. LOL. Right now, I better be a guy in a mirror. The single at another eye.

I like networking even I broke up. I need to link my social circle with who-use-to-be-wit-me. I can friend to her new boyfriend and hanging out for bachelor night. Without a common language, if my X’s marry with legal children. I might be the best uncle in the world. As an example, fetch her child from school when she was busy working (as if I still single T_T). Pamper them with goods.

Case 2:
“Mom! I want that toy!” The kid beg
“No! You store such a lot of goods at home. Why u need a new one. No! No!”
The uncle said, “That’s okay. I buy it for him”

Look. What a dream to make a reality, right???
Berangan~

26 comments on "Solitary Chores"

Mya Zulkifli on August 14, 2009 11:56 AM said...

ahahahaha!!! oh gong geng... plsplspls.. i gelak geguling baca apa yg org tu tny you. dang it.. she doesnt knw tht im ur future wifey? LOL.

*u knw me*

Aliph on August 14, 2009 12:03 PM said...

haha. short question
i answered with long eloboration
including example
essay sngt kan.
BIG ROFL

Mya Zulkifli on August 14, 2009 12:31 PM said...

LOL. tht's you. xDD

Amira Zafirah on August 14, 2009 1:48 PM said...

ucheyyyyy :DD

Helmi Razali on August 14, 2009 5:17 PM said...

Well, my sister is in an open relationship at the mo. With many guys. And she'd normally have 2-3 dates perday. Well, not that i blame her though.

She's studying in Russia, and she's darn busy when she's away. Studies comes first, so she has got no time to commit to a guy. But when summer comes, all hell broke loose. haha. But the good thing about her is, she tells all guys that want to be her bf this "I can't commit, yet. And I keluar dengan banyak kawan lelaki. Kalau ada jodoh ada lah"

Well, i totally agree with her. I'm supporting the idea of having an open relationship too. Because a long distance, for me, is difficult. Plus, i dont wanna make people wait for me. That'd be harsh. So like my kakak, I too would say "kalau ada jodoh, ada lah"

*open relationship is kinda 'in' doh* haha. Damn i'm twisted.

Anonymous said...

nak tukar status jugaklah mcmni :p

Mr. syAEr dEAn on August 14, 2009 9:01 PM said...

im in open relationship as well.. more like casual dating... we love each other but we do not commit like the common couple wud do.. but both of us r hapy the way we r... me n my GF let faith do its part.. whether we gonna go on with real relationship or juz be single back...

cham's on August 15, 2009 1:01 AM said...

for me...ok je. normal la, bdk lelaki kan??? (sound like afundi masuk)

tiramisu on August 15, 2009 3:04 AM said...

i think it's good for u to have open relationship... =)

ikanbilis on August 15, 2009 8:33 AM said...

looking at those comment above i now would like to be in open relationship.


but no takers. sigh!

Ara on August 16, 2009 5:24 AM said...

haha! kelakarnya soalan dia! wahhh?? kalau mcm tu i nak pakai heels ngan dress la! khas kerana u! hahahaha! =p

Aliph on August 18, 2009 4:50 AM said...

haha. mya. thats me right
u know me well =]

Aliph on August 18, 2009 4:51 AM said...

lol. malu la i cik mira.....

Aliph on August 18, 2009 4:52 AM said...

helmi. thats a complex true
distant relationship n open relationship just suit together

Aliph on August 18, 2009 4:52 AM said...

anonymous. hey. change a status with reason k

Aliph on August 18, 2009 4:53 AM said...

good for u syaer
just be wise in that kind of relationship
cos its same like me
n at the same time. i watch for every possibility

Aliph on August 18, 2009 4:54 AM said...

haha. cham's
most of pretty girl doing the same too
like guys.......

Aliph on August 18, 2009 4:55 AM said...

haha. tiramisu
good for me eh?
god... i know the reason
but feel emmbarased to point out
ROFL

Aliph on August 18, 2009 4:55 AM said...

yeah! no takers!

Aliph on August 18, 2009 4:56 AM said...

ceh ara nieh.... ada sahaja anda ini
lol

Ara on August 18, 2009 10:43 AM said...

hahaha! =p tp mcm cool la open relationship nihh! nak try la! gagaga! tp kena tunggu dilamar la! biar perigi cari timba! haha! si timba pernah cari perigi pastu timba kecewa and takut utk mengulanginya lagi! haiskk! =.=

Ara on August 18, 2009 10:47 AM said...

btw u! my twin siz n i teringin nak jumpa u! haha! =p

Elle Ahmad on August 25, 2009 5:30 AM said...

haha..
wait for your precious title?
lol

Aliph on August 26, 2009 1:26 PM said...

thats true ara
let the guys do the work
n go fishing

Aliph on August 26, 2009 1:26 PM said...

precious title
duh~ dato' r tansri
lol

Anonymous said...

OPEN RELATIONSHIP?

hummm...

U knw what i wanna say right?..

this is eyepatchu btw..

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