Perpetuates The Myth

In the ferry, bored.. the scene was too loud; the crying baby n screaming children

Been to Langkawi was like living in a myth of your own. I naturally want to prolong my existence there but my parent made it short due to their busy-things-to-do. Thought it wud be the perfect getaway but I was wrong. “Hey! Keep it positive dear Aliph cos at least you had fun being the only child went to Langkawi with abah & mama. LOL". <--- Excess of positiveness…

Arrived at the Jetty. The smell of sea really turned me on

Chronologically, abah n I were 2 hours early for our ferry to Langkawi. I was pissed off cos I was bored waiting for the ferry, I’d rather go there swimming or by boat cos 2 hours such a long hours. I mad at abah due to time management!!! Randomly, Abah n I stared at down syndrome kid. Abah asked me, “Why these kids (down syndrome children) look a same?” I was mad at abah so I was so lazy to think and I answered “I don’t know, that’s y they retarded” DUSH…. (the sound effect of knocking on my head from the fatherhood). Haha… So funny when I started to remember my bimbo answer; fucking madly rude right…

Finalmente (Mia taught me); we safely arrived and headed to the hotel. Oh, my mom already at the hotel, so we went “jejak kasih” there lah. Nothing much I did here. I went dinner with abah before watching movie. I watched movie alone. I’ve been thinking of my sayang and dangg.. I was horney. ROFL. Bodo la ko alif.

Duty free. Cheap ma... i told my non-Muslim friend bout the price. They totally going wild till want me to buy for them. Sorry guys. Muka x cukup KAFIR. ROFL.

I forgot to snap some of cigarettes and chocolates. One dozen of box cost like 51 bucks. Grrrrr. Stock for the life time. hahaha

(Imma indolent and supine to finish this entry thus I make it short cos all I did was shopping). On our way back home, the heat was unbearable. I sweat a lot even my butt crack start to skid. LMAO. While queuing to get into the ferry, there was one old guy, he is smelly; hard to imagine how he smelled like… and I accidentally said “BUSUK GILER KO”. Fuck! I really thought I said in my heart but it was spoken out very well. He looked toward by turning head at me. I covered it up by talking in the phone. Pheuw, thank god I’m smart but still too smart to say it out loud. Ayoyo~

Stupid Annoying Face.

"The Producer" if u know what i mean. LMAO.

Going Home. Au Revoir'

*FUNNY THINGS, I found in LANGKAWI*

The bonsai are undefined. I can’t even guess what each of it except for ONE. HAHAHA

I barely suffocate looking at this pill. I was laughing. PAYUDA??? N the boobs were ZOOM! No collagen weyh