Thursday, July 23, 2009

Catastrophe

Posted by Aliph at 11:56 AM

Totally ignored here.

It was such a fine day. I woke up in the morning; saw Acaf on the next bed with his watery mouth drooling then I looked to my left at the clock n it was 9.30 AM. Ceh…. Another plan had been cancelled, not purposely~. Acaf and I were planning for a good jog since both of us tend to be a couple of fat twin. LOL. I have to stay in shape cos I had a nightmare where;

Human 1: Hey! How to differentiate that twin huh?
Human 2: ohhhh. Piece a cake~ Aliph is FATTER than Acaf

I know sounds insane yet paranoid. Hahaha. I fucked those two human in the end. ROFL. Today, Acaf fetched Sara at Uitm with me. We went for a lunch. Acaf’s generous. Next, Acaf & I accompanied Sara to the bank since she wanted to withdraw some money. While waiting, I saw a money-box outside the bank, without counting my money, I generously donated to the fund n there is one skullcap folk said Thanks to me. I donated him with a smile too. When I took a leave, he saw my earring n looked at me differently. Acaf told me his reaction. I made this face .

My pierce is like a permanent fool. It’s not like I’m a badass if I pierced my ear. Ayoyo. On our way to send Sara to the Uitm, Acaf hit the traffic light pillar. It was Acaf’s first accident. I’m so proud of him. LOL. He tried to kill me though. Thank god all of us safe except to this man’s creature; the car. His face like Janice Dickinson, like been wrecked by giant transformer. Geez… actually not that bad. Just a small dent.

At home, both of us afraid to inform our mom . Fuck, y I should be nervous. It’s not my fault. I was nearly dragged to hell kot. HAHAHA. My mom wasn’t ramp, she was shocked. Later my mom made cucur for a tea-time. I was like “huh! Why my mom act such normal”. She even cooks for us. For a second, I thought she might wanna celebrate Acaf’s first accident . Yeay

Take one

Okay. enough. no more shoot. i'm not mend to b a photographer. grrr. haha

26 comments on "Catastrophe"

ichiban | いちばん on July 23, 2009 4:23 PM said...

hahaha... nice story.. 1st accident huh'... hahaha
1st time i read the tittle.. i didnt understand ... but throughout the entry... i did understand.. so i guess new vocab for today is catastrophe hehehe...

kery on July 23, 2009 5:31 PM said...

It's not that CATASTROPHIC accident by the way..
No wonder ur mom didn't piss off, juz little shocked.. Fuck yeah, she probably wanna clbr8 that very first amazingly terrible moment for acaf..hey, hw bout you? Hv u tried ruining any car? I bet u havnt...Lol

tengku_fir21 on July 23, 2009 6:18 PM said...

huhuhu..
we should proud when we have a made our 1st mistake on the road....

shafarshahril on July 23, 2009 6:54 PM said...

u donated some RMs to a man..then u guys had a small car crash?? very ironic

U donate xikhlas kot.haha.joke =)

Ejay on July 23, 2009 7:23 PM said...

"His face like Janice Dickinson, like been wrecked by giant transformer"

LOL

aliph mmg pandai bab2 exaggerate. hahaha.

AdiE on July 23, 2009 7:53 PM said...

just a small accident n u called it as 'CATASTROPHE'..
wat a funny twin...hahaha..

tiramisu on July 23, 2009 8:53 PM said...

so much relieved knowing that u r fine n safe from acaf's first xcident....huuuuuu nyway it will be one of ur days that u will never ever forget...=)
take care

Aliph on July 23, 2009 9:50 PM said...

ichiban. u know that i always come with a good title. a good way to fish the readers =]
yeah. catastrophe!

Aliph on July 23, 2009 9:52 PM said...

yeah kery, i haven't ruining any of car part. i'm like a virgin in the family. all of my family members arrest on that.
ehehe

Aliph on July 23, 2009 9:53 PM said...

hey tengku, every mistake should be take as a lesson. but in my part, i dun know y. both of us like laughing
silly2

Aliph on July 23, 2009 9:55 PM said...

u dun get the story eh shafar...
the donation was before and does not related to any accident in this world
ROFL
hey, im sincerely donate my money. i don't even mad when the old peep change his reaction

Aliph on July 23, 2009 9:56 PM said...

hehehe. it was so spontaneous subject ejay
hohoho

Aliph on July 23, 2009 9:57 PM said...

well adie. u know child always make small thing big
n here i made the story big. lmao

Aliph on July 23, 2009 10:02 PM said...

yeah tira n misu ;]
its such a good day

shafarshahril on July 23, 2009 10:46 PM said...

Of course i understood the whole story. Plus, it was written chronologically. I was just trying to connect each and every plot in the story.lol.well, i ain't just a good reader, i'm a good thinker as well.haha

Aliph on July 23, 2009 11:41 PM said...

good my dearie reader =D

Mya Zulkifli on July 24, 2009 1:30 AM said...

u will be celebratin YOUR 1st accident sooon aliph.. soooonn... verrryy soooonnn... trust me..

*curse me for tht*

LOL. COMMMEEEELLLLLL!!!

Zazaa on July 24, 2009 7:20 AM said...

is that her ? ahahha

Amalyna A on July 24, 2009 7:38 AM said...

happy first accident to acaf. :p
lol

Aliph on July 24, 2009 10:22 AM said...

okay mya. i guess first accident going to be exactly when u arrived here mya. i hit u
MUAHAHHAA (evil laugh)

Aliph on July 24, 2009 10:32 AM said...

huh?????????? what the fat r u talking about? zaza?
her? refer to who?
we talking bout car

Aliph on July 24, 2009 10:40 AM said...

dun wish him yet
it wasnt one year pun. i shud set it on my phone calendar

being part of me on July 25, 2009 3:24 AM said...

hey alip..
its me lynn..
the one who cmmnt u on ms..
=)
i follow ur blog right now..

Aliph on July 25, 2009 7:14 AM said...

oh, that pretty girl
sure... thanks. i will follow u too ;]

Zazaa on July 26, 2009 6:26 AM said...

haish , pakcik neh . that sara girl lah ! >.<

Aliph on July 26, 2009 12:01 PM said...

ayoyo. she is acaf's schoolmate
apa related ngan i plak
ya allah dia nieh
i mmg xkan pose pic gf i pun kat sini

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