It was such a fine day. I woke up in the morning; saw Acaf on the next bed with his watery mouth drooling then I looked to my left at the clock n it was 9.30 AM. Ceh…. Another plan had been cancelled, not purposely~. Acaf and I were planning for a good jog since both of us tend to be a couple of fat twin. LOL. I have to stay in shape cos I had a nightmare where;
Human 1: Hey! How to differentiate that twin huh?
Human 2: ohhhh. Piece a cake~ Aliph is FATTER than Acaf
I know sounds insane yet paranoid. Hahaha. I fucked those two human in the end. ROFL. Today, Acaf fetched Sara at Uitm with me. We went for a lunch. Acaf’s generous. Next, Acaf & I accompanied Sara to the bank since she wanted to withdraw some money. While waiting, I saw a money-box outside the bank, without counting my money, I generously donated to the fund n there is one skullcap folk said Thanks to me. I donated him with a smile too. When I took a leave, he saw my earring n looked at me differently. Acaf told me his reaction. I made this face
.
My pierce is like a permanent fool. It’s not like I’m a badass if I pierced my ear. Ayoyo. On our way to send Sara to the Uitm, Acaf hit the traffic light pillar. It was Acaf’s first accident. I’m so proud of him. LOL. He tried to kill me though. Thank god all of us safe except to this man’s creature; the car. His face like Janice Dickinson, like been wrecked by giant transformer. Geez… actually not that bad. Just a small dent.
At home, both of us afraid to inform our mom
. Fuck, y I should be nervous. It’s not my fault. I was nearly dragged to hell kot. HAHAHA. My mom wasn’t ramp, she was shocked. Later my mom made cucur for a tea-time. I was like “huh! Why my mom act such normal”. She even cooks for us. For a second, I thought she might wanna celebrate Acaf’s first accident
. Yeay 
Human 1: Hey! How to differentiate that twin huh?
Human 2: ohhhh. Piece a cake~ Aliph is FATTER than Acaf
I know sounds insane yet paranoid. Hahaha. I fucked those two human in the end. ROFL. Today, Acaf fetched Sara at Uitm with me. We went for a lunch. Acaf’s generous. Next, Acaf & I accompanied Sara to the bank since she wanted to withdraw some money. While waiting, I saw a money-box outside the bank, without counting my money, I generously donated to the fund n there is one skullcap folk said Thanks to me. I donated him with a smile too. When I took a leave, he saw my earring n looked at me differently. Acaf told me his reaction. I made this face
My pierce is like a permanent fool. It’s not like I’m a badass if I pierced my ear. Ayoyo. On our way to send Sara to the Uitm, Acaf hit the traffic light pillar. It was Acaf’s first accident. I’m so proud of him. LOL. He tried to kill me though. Thank god all of us safe except to this man’s creature; the car. His face like Janice Dickinson, like been wrecked by giant transformer. Geez… actually not that bad. Just a small dent.
At home, both of us afraid to inform our mom





26 comments on "Catastrophe"
hahaha... nice story.. 1st accident huh'... hahaha
1st time i read the tittle.. i didnt understand ... but throughout the entry... i did understand.. so i guess new vocab for today is catastrophe hehehe...
It's not that CATASTROPHIC accident by the way..
No wonder ur mom didn't piss off, juz little shocked.. Fuck yeah, she probably wanna clbr8 that very first amazingly terrible moment for acaf..hey, hw bout you? Hv u tried ruining any car? I bet u havnt...Lol
huhuhu..
we should proud when we have a made our 1st mistake on the road....
u donated some RMs to a man..then u guys had a small car crash?? very ironic
U donate xikhlas kot.haha.joke =)
"His face like Janice Dickinson, like been wrecked by giant transformer"
LOL
aliph mmg pandai bab2 exaggerate. hahaha.
just a small accident n u called it as 'CATASTROPHE'..
wat a funny twin...hahaha..
so much relieved knowing that u r fine n safe from acaf's first xcident....huuuuuu nyway it will be one of ur days that u will never ever forget...=)
take care
ichiban. u know that i always come with a good title. a good way to fish the readers =]
yeah. catastrophe!
yeah kery, i haven't ruining any of car part. i'm like a virgin in the family. all of my family members arrest on that.
ehehe
hey tengku, every mistake should be take as a lesson. but in my part, i dun know y. both of us like laughing
silly2
u dun get the story eh shafar...
the donation was before and does not related to any accident in this world
ROFL
hey, im sincerely donate my money. i don't even mad when the old peep change his reaction
hehehe. it was so spontaneous subject ejay
hohoho
well adie. u know child always make small thing big
n here i made the story big. lmao
yeah tira n misu ;]
its such a good day
Of course i understood the whole story. Plus, it was written chronologically. I was just trying to connect each and every plot in the story.lol.well, i ain't just a good reader, i'm a good thinker as well.haha
good my dearie reader =D
u will be celebratin YOUR 1st accident sooon aliph.. soooonn... verrryy soooonnn... trust me..
*curse me for tht*
LOL. COMMMEEEELLLLLL!!!
is that her ? ahahha
happy first accident to acaf. :p
lol
okay mya. i guess first accident going to be exactly when u arrived here mya. i hit u
MUAHAHHAA (evil laugh)
huh?????????? what the fat r u talking about? zaza?
her? refer to who?
we talking bout car
dun wish him yet
it wasnt one year pun. i shud set it on my phone calendar
hey alip..
its me lynn..
the one who cmmnt u on ms..
=)
i follow ur blog right now..
oh, that pretty girl
sure... thanks. i will follow u too ;]
haish , pakcik neh . that sara girl lah ! >.<
ayoyo. she is acaf's schoolmate
apa related ngan i plak
ya allah dia nieh
i mmg xkan pose pic gf i pun kat sini
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