Flirts lightheartedly to win admiration and affection

Hey guys! My apology to all my readers cos I’ve been busy with study and social life recently. No worry dear, now I’m treasuring my luxury holiday for three weeks and I better pay you guys with amount of updates. Last Sunday, I reached my apartment quite early than expected time after filling all the unrestricted time I’ve had before final. Then, Calvin shouted my name three houses away. I was thunderbolt by his “Missed Call” when I busied looking for a right key to spell the main door of my house. He wanted me to accompany him for dinner since he was starving for weighty food that can satisfy his painful sensation. I’m fine with the plan although I was superbly exhausted but I ignored the extreme weakness cos I need to update this Calvin. I haven’t seen him for couple of weeks due to business. Actually he is the one who was 24/7 sticking to his girlfriend after and before class. Haih.. Macha..

We went to a stall somewhere in Cheras. We had a guys talk though. It was fun. Relationship and Love is always being my food of conversation. As between the period, I attacked Calvin with tones of question regarding to relationship with his gf. He was numb at some interval. I shooted him. LOL. Then…. He asked me. Dang… I’m single. He bullied me with demoniac sarcasm and said I’m wasting my life being a single man with wrinkled scrotum and overcooked dick -_____-” (BABI! That’s ouch. What a revengeful Indian guy. rofl). I ended the talk show and showed my superior middle hand ;-). While eating, Calvin dared me to coquette with some girls at the scene. I answered, “Wtf! We eating at stall. There are no pretty girls eat char kuey teow by the road”. He replied, “hey blind fool bastard! 12 o’ clock”. “okay, understood”, I answered after my eyes attracted to two femme fatale. Yummay….

I took a challenge though cos people won’t call me by animal name (elephant) if I wasn’t wild. POYO! I asked for a pen from Calvin and make a move to those girls. I just want to flirts lightheartedly with girl to win their admiration and affection but not their commitment. I went to their table and signing for order. The Chinese girl stared at me with such pair of sharp eyes and yeah! I was (gulp) and remain as statue of confident even I did shaking my word somehow.

Me: Hey girls. May I take your order? Eh.. hurm.. cik nak order ape?

Chinese girl: huh? U ambik order ke?

Me: yeah.. only to pretty girls.

Indian girl: (laughing) fine with me. …………… (the order)

Chinese girl: (blur mode) satu ice lemon tea

Me: Okay. Good. I repeat the order. One handsome gorgeous guy and one messy dirty man (by looking at Calvin).

(Calvin was smiling looking at me and the girls. He was totally blanked of what I said when 3 of us looked at him. Hahaha. Padan muka ko calvin)

Chinese girl: hahaha. What a lame trick.

Me: hey. What lame? I try to be update with the news what.. seating with both of u. take a word of 1 Malaysia. U Chinese. She’s Indian. I’m Malay.

Chinese girl: that’s cheesy… how bout u go help us with the order. That would be truly 1 Malaysia.

Me: HAHAHAHA. Okay. I help u after u help me to memorize your number phone.

Chinese girl: Here are two girls seating next to u. tak elok if u only asking for my number.

Indian girl: May! Don’t include me la.

Me: I’m not trying to be greedy tonite my dear. Here’s a pen and tissue

Chinese girl: (take the pen) Oooo. U r 2 clean for my number. Let me make it easy for u

Me: (can’t stop laughing)

Guess what? She wrote her number behind my neck!!!!!!!! She is damn good. I always think that tackle a girl randomly is outdated but at least I’ve made it as good as possible. Proudly presented :’). Actually I dislike the girl who is so easy to attract cos it show their personal price but those girl are not bimbos. They are like brainers; a sophisticated girl. As examples; Oprah & Martha Stewards. Yikesss! MILF! Nah……Wrong example. LOL. Sometimes I wish if we were born as a couple like Adam & Eve. It would be so easy then. No trouble and drama. Less energy used to seek for a partner too. ROFL.

Love Letter

This agony intensified as the urgency to my relationship with my favorite person. Today, I felt a horrible mass sitting in my heart. My mood loomed ominously and automatically tingle my eyes to well up with tear. When I was in a crowded room spaces with noisiness, I feel alone like nobody’s there and I was cold without sensational hug. My eyes were immune to see the happiness. I went to the bathroom, taking shower so you don’t see me cry. I know it was a crime that hid behind the letter L. Well, I just miss you till you almost took my sanity. That’s why dozens swarmed of negativity infected my brain like a tumour. I’m digging your attention and commitment on the first time we hold hands in the cinema. I only ask for one small hole in you so I can feel secure and safe. I never had this feeling to other human being besides you who keep a key to my heart. If I was new to this relationship, that's fine cos I’m still trying to learn this art of love. I’m not going to give up on you. I already cast a spell to you that I'm not going to cheat behind your back. On the other hand, i hope u be there for me when i need a voice of support and treatment. Sayang…. Saya harap awak maafkan saya jika saya keterlaluan atas kelakuan saya yang kurang bijaksana.

Your Un-official Husband;

Ikmal Aliff Jamaludin

It was my picture of our first webcam Session.

Hell-O-Ween

The last day on October page was Halloween. It is largely a secular celebration but some have expressed strong feelings about perceived religious overtones. On my glasses, it is similar to Eid except the kids would wear costumes to resemble some of their nightmares or superheroes. While “trick-or-treating” wears a same concept to Eid. I wonder if I could give candies on Eid than wasting my piggy bank to those cannibal kids. ROFL. Even I’m not celebrating it but still… I love to watch the joy of the celebration.

Actually, I wasn’t aware it was Halloween until I hit One Utama, as I planned to hang out with Aiman. I went there with Acaf and Hakim since Hakim wanted to full a job as part-timer during his semester break. After we arrived, there was one difficulty where Hakim left his car key inside the car. LOL. All of us were panicked but luckily the case was settled down after Aiman came for a rescue. ROFL. He only directed us to key’s expert kot.
Aiman and I went for another direction to have hourly talk while Acaf and Hakim browsed something to wrap a present for Acaf’s gf. After Aiman and I gave a rest to our feet at Starbucks, Acaf buzzed me for an emergency. Well, Hafizah. Newly Dolce & Gabanna perfume that acaf's gave u was my selection. HAHAHA. But lucky u cos Acaf bought that for you :’(. He never buy me any goodies unless foodies to make look fat. -__- 





Next, we walked warily to Halloween celebration that parked in front of the entrance. We took pictures and damn…… I had so much fun. All of the kids were cute but only this one boy attracted me with his Michael Jackson looks. He got groove man…. I saw Princess Jasmine, Snow White and 8 sexy cat women ran towards him. Ceh.. lucky u cos real MJ was on the other world. Before I geared up to Putrajaya, we were entertained watching Phobia 2. Geez. It was a so-so type of movielah… cos I wasn’t scared that much except for Aiman…… aiyoh… can anyone give him oxygen!!!

Creating a Most Unwelcome Sensation

Hey readers! Sorry guys cos I haven’t update any news. I paused my blog session for last couple of weeks. No worries. I’m back now! Last Sunday was my first day at new college. Frankly I wasn’t ready yet due to the fun I’m having. Well, modernization has spoiled me. Sigh. First day on college was a bit turned off. It creates a most unwelcome sensation. On hindsight, I have to stay durable. Cmon… I can’t let this dirty mess imperfect at its best. I’m the one who should sketch my day. I switched on the happiness on the face. I made friends with Kelantanese, Sarawakian, Northern including Kuala Lumpuran. Yeay! But I’m still looking a friend that suits me best.

Last Tuesday, I went to Pharmacy briefing and it gave me such aversion. I was enraged. This mini semester, I only have to attend one subject. Ridiculously absurd!!!  My schedule is extremely at leisure cos in one day, I only have 2 hours of lecture class. Haih… Mana bisa mungkin. I could contain boredom obviously.  On the Brightside, I can focus on this subject plus I really want to achieve 4 flat for this semester since the subject is not that hard (if I study).  Yes! I can’t work for 24-hours on study. Stress weyh. I need to balance with fun as well. Under these circumstances, I need to graph my life so it won’t be bored. Out~

Inconsolable in his Grief

That day marked the beginning of my fondness for all these things. The day when all the silent humid the room. I was peaceful from any disgusting issue. I can breath and moving on to the next chapter. I am so strong since I've put my strong faith in God and tell myself that it was just a test. Back then, I offered to be friend with D twice but D rejected me. I stayed strong; I just need to try but only D can help itself to friend with me. Next, D quiet and leave me thousand dust of word. In the end, I could feel that day. The day I stated above. I buried the relationship in the quicksand; I threw away the broken string. Gladly I'm happy.

After a month, I was apprehensive; a feeling of mysterious expectancy overcame me. What a surprise that D is switching on. Offered the same thing that I used to offer, said the same thing I used to say. But the different is D putting so much pressure when I refused. D promised me a friendship. I with no doubt refuse to accept because; 1st D might harm my relationship with my partner, 2^nd my mom advised me to be wise in choosing friend. Choose a friend that can teach you to be a better person.  And newly listed number three is D already did an immature thing before I haven’t give my final answer whether to accept it's friendship. And 4^th, D tried to stop my happy ending with a wife and kids. To the readers who knew it. This is my answer. I wasn’t tried to fight back but it is as an acknowledgment.

 I believe all my readers are wise and intelligent. They are not going to judge me with people's bad thought. I believe they going to judge me from the day I said to them Hi. Plus who are they going to donate their trust? To 18 years old student? Or to a student who went clubbing every weekend and get drunk and ashamedly take weeds? Hurm... btw I am inconsolable Miss D. Only my best friends know the truth behind the wall. And I don't know what you told your people about me but my advice is please, don't lie. Just tell them the actual story on the first episode. Don't you skip and pick the scenes that entirely made me look like a bad people. Peace out.

He Tiger

I am all the eyes in this labyrinth where people throw their humanitarian soul into the heavenly dungeon and acted pretty much like a beast. As a fact, English named some of simile to animal such as brave as lion. I looked deeply through my instinct. I grew some of animosity in my vein. I try to pace a day, a week and a month to find the originality of life but I was lost in my research. Hence, I remain seated and observed the wildlife of human. 

Case One. I saw a peacock. She got the entire look from the Promised Land. Pretty as like a fairy god mother had cast a spell on her. I gradually melted with the watery eyes but she just a cheap art. Good looking at the outside but inside is an empty space. She is proud. I gave a slap on my forehead. I should have notice the ancient similitude that peacock is proud. Brag about the Eden feathers. I threw a sarcastic smile that killed her deadly. I whispered a pray on her left ear. For good, she's not stubborn. She unmasked the ego and gradually a human. A lesson I've learned, advice is such a good treatment. It can repaint the cheap art to something precious. In instant, I pop up a fact why charming people always tune their pride at such volume. Reminder for us is to stop slaving and adoring a person just because of appearance. Dig the character and lastly you will groom yourself a friend. Like I do. A friend to a peacock ;D.

Case Two. As cunning as fox is another analogy. The fox is a good friend of mine that I just knew few months ago. I always support him in every way. He clings to me and so do I. The problem was, I gave him a light to see when the darkness engulfs him but I could not contain my curiosity. My heart plays some rhythm that he might cheats around his past. He refused to tell the truth and when I forced him to confess. He came up with the white lie that turned him naive and innocent. Sigh… Again, I spoiled him with words and lastly he admits his mistake; being unfaithful. He deceived tones of victim to call as red riding hood. He impersonated and cheats the girls. I must say it's Karma cos he did something bad at the past and now all the bad things against him. I'm a friend to him so I helped him out of the situation

I pictured this entry to a huge metaphor. I sketched the human played a norm; imperfect person. No one is perfect and good.  We still took a sip from our devil's cup. We wouldn't even know it is a bad move until we hit the lesson and moral values.

Monster's Den

This entry was in my draft, I was dead-eye to illustrate the day until I bounce with the pictures. It seems like everyday, Acaf & I plan for a jog in the morning but the weather slightly sarcastic. Sometime It cries, sometime It dries. Wtf! Both of us abandoned our sleeping time just because to shake shake & drop our fatty bom bom but in the end raining. Seriously it was 4 days in the row and for a second, I thought it was a message from God that I should stay fat . Aiyoh…. Then we postponed to latter part of a day at 6 pm. I know…. I'm skinny n why need to care of being fat. Actually it is a deal for me since I lights up the cancer stick. I rarely go sweat. I was school athlete in secondary school (the only sport I'm keen. RUNNNNNN) thus I need to test my doggy leg from time to time.

On my way to the Mount. I mms-ed this picture to my love one

On hindsight, Acaf drove us to this mount called Gunung Sami. Nice recreation place (a praise). I haven't been there for the past few years. Surprisingly, we were welcomed by the MONKEYS  when we arrived there. WTF! They are like 20+ of wild monkeys, I’m not sure of their exact numbers since they chased us. Bodo punya monyet. I can't understand why they only chased us but not other people. I guess it was acaf’s fault cos he wore yellow sweater. He looked like giant banana to them kot. Fuck you acaf. I don't even have to time to warm up. 

I was profusely sweating and struggling to breathe. Phew…. What a sudden attack by the monkeys. I think I have to correct the actual praise. It is a nice recreation place but for MONKEYS.  Next, I had my time to walk warily and did camera action for a while. Lastly, I reached home at 8 pm & sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep . It’s a good evening at Recreation Park which I refer as a den; the lair or shelter of a wild animal. In this case, I specially dedicate this entry to the monkeys. Thanks cos fuck my day

The situation was clear. No sign of monkey. lol