R U Bachelor Enough?

Hey readers. Long time no see huh? Hahaha. This blog is becoming such a rusty halo. This is all because of twitter. LOL! When I tweet is like im doing a miniblogging except for limited words -___-” . Damn it! This morning, I have decided to polish this sacred halo ;-) since I can’t sleep at night. So today I’m gonna put on writing about BACHELOR!

From my opinion, guys who achieved a status as a bachelor ONLY when they have a job as in getting paid or have a credential and recognition as a “completed” student. I bet you wondering whether are you bachelor enough? Hahaha. Here are some facts of existence:

I don’t want to write any regulation that only bachelor who deserves to get married but look at the actuality of life instead of defending your throne; Women nowadays put a lot of standards for guys (must have car, own house, money, etc), I don’t blame them cos that’s a challenge for us. They are in veracious postion to demand! Guys need to reach that barrier which they can afford to burden women’s need.

The most crucial need is money, without money, women might find you a bit turn off! Trust me if you wanna include some love story into this topic. I better shake you off abit *shakeshake* ok more shaking *shakeshakeshakeshaketillyourbraingetsconcussion*. LOVE IS BLIND so don’t get blinded, at least get farsightedness. Hahahaha. Let’s play gentleman game, who will pay for the bill for a single date? Never ever let women pay the bill cos they might think whether you shove your balls this morning or not. HAHAHA. Its not like I’m saying that women gets more turn on to the face of governer of National Bank (our Malaysian’s mona lisa on ringgit malaysia ;-D) than you but I just think if we still keep that gentlemen’s game,wouldn’t women be the happiest people in the world. In conjuction to that statement; women please, please and please don’t dig your men’s wallet cos you don’t want to turn him to be the saddest person in the world either. Hahahahaha

Next is education. This is very subjective and lenient. I don’t want to exeggerate much on that but I think people will look high on if you own that, however, it doesn’t matter as long as you know how to survive on your own besides wasting your parent’s money.

Third, hmmmmmmmmm. *sighingggggg* I forgot what is the next point. Maybe I’m too sleepy so I better sign off now. Before that, it’s not to late to wish you guys “happy fasting!”. HEHEHE.

Oh ya! Usually I don’t have time to blog cos I’m out of idea. So how about if you suggest me some topic so I can go forward on that. At least I will keep this as my homework ;-) and before I leave and be back here maybe for century. Here is my twitter https://twitter.com/#!/aliph_j so anything you can just ask me. I will reply you in any minutes, just state that you are one of my reader (pergh! Mcm aku la paling la paling artis kat sini. Hahahaha) btw DO REMIND ME TO UPDATE THIS BLOG. I’M BEGGING L. HAHAHAHA

Signing offfffffffffffffffffffff

a little warning

At the age of 20, I'm so amusing by a people who still wanna live as a shadow behind my ass. Seriously my butt is not gonna give u money or food so please find someone's ass. I wanna keep mine as clean as my middle finger. I know this entry is a bit wrath but I hate people who steal my picture and make another account of facebook and twitter. This is not fun guys! It's about my reputation and pride. Another one more thing, even though i leave this blog for a long time. Don't you think that I already stop reading blogs. Cos i found some people who copied few of my entries. FUCK YOU!!!! I'm watching you~

Dedicated to rejected fan aka HATERS!
and not to my beautiful lovely reader who i love most after my family ;-)

Bathing the Birth of 2011

2011 undertook the 2010. Everyone is plunged into a fashionable new beginning. I have celebrated my New Year Eve in a “Loser” way such as cage in my house with my family but I have to agree that it was such a gift. I’ve tasted the scent, the sound, the tactile sensation of what is a cerebral, silent, disembodied task of 2011. The freshness is soaking the whole atmosphere. I feel like the world is a safe heaven; safety in feeling less alone amongst the crowds. I have found solace in real world.

What am I going to pull it off is, did you notice your surrounding when you celebrating the birth of 2011. It’s not the same, different friends, dissimilar place, a far cry from situation, altered feeling. I bet you are nodding your head. Well, that’s a mark that 2011 is not gonna be the same like 2010.

It might be tougher or easy in future. All we need to do is filling up the bullet in your guns and trigger it when we feel unsafe. I called it “Pain Shooting”. We are prepared for the world on a deeper level than someone who doesn’t. That is what I am doing when it comes to a new chapter. I have stopped to be lucky but instead to be blessing by Allah.

My new year resolution is preserving my relationship with loves one and friends. Every progress of frustration, they will be my family and friends as a sudden joyous facility. Over my masochistic reason, it is important that we work to give every person the opportunity to enjoy life as shelters, sustenance, and roads forward. Each of us completes every person in world. Don’t be bacteria communities who just like to invade other’s life. Provide them privacy. That is the grandeur of a civilization ;-)

Ooooookay. I read this for once and I laughed cos damn… I wrote like I’m smoking pot. LOL. I’m signing off.

My dream is reserveless… literally

Hey folks, it’s been one hell of century that I didn’t sign for a new entry after my last period of animate existence. Currently, I’m trying my best to keep the ups and downs at certain range. Gladly, I’m having a bed of roses on my semester break after the pain of tough questions of exam. Hoping for 4 flat of course! While hiding my finger cross inside my pocket. LOL.

This morning, I just can’t pull off my eyelids. Well yeah, I am aware of my insomnia. But this kind of vigilance is kinda fatal (not literally). I’ve had enough of sleeping pills in 2009 since I put so much believe in man’s power to control his own body clock but unfortunately my body clock seems dysfunctional. Daymmm you! Most of my sleep is keep to reserveless. I have tried chamomiletasteless tea, annoyinglyloud alarm clock, softass pillows and masturbating but any kind of these methods are appeared to be working. I’ve had enough so

I buzzed my mom about it, asking for consultation and suggestion. I mean whether I need to seek for any medicament or even therapist perhaps (LOL). Instead, she knocked me with a plain icing of answer which is reading books. What!!!! Seriously?!! I’m maybe going to be a pharmacist in future. Selling pots and contraceptives pill. Eh eh I mean drugs. If people, refuse to take medicament and want to read books. What I’m supposed to do in next 6 years? I guess I have to open a bookstore rather than pharmacy. Lol. The one and only suggestion was exclusively thumbs down.

I have no idea when this insomnia’s saga will comes to an end. Pray hard

Mental Suffering

Do you know how painful being single after broke up? I guess u don’t. I have been to all over circumstances. The pain is bloody. It’s like leaving a bullet in your heart, disaster emotion, tearing eyes and the most hatred is mental suffering. Memories dig up such a whole space of your brain. You maybe healed after moving on but less people made it to a next round. You need to bury all the sacred and precious mind's eye. But that is not applied to me. I’m more to people who embrace the beauty of it. If I broke up with you, do you know what am I just going to do? I will still celebrate our anniversary. That’s okay for me to eat your favorite cake on an anniversary. I’d rather have it alone, all by myself or with my best friend. Life is too short to hate people.

Being in relationship compare to marry people is so much tougher. Its breakable cos no string attached. Thus, it won’t stay last. Yes! Some of you against me on this but don’t just disagree, my dear. Show it to your love one. Another big hit for me is don’t friend with your ex’s if you think it’s wrong. That is subjective but you know your heart. Why you wanna be friend with your ex’s if you still love them. Shhhh shhhh. Don’t be desperate. You can satisfy enough with your friends now who always supporting and your family who always against you. LOL.

Your tongue is flexible. No bone and reckless characteristic. It’s so easy to articulate the ‘broken string’ words but you need to remind yourself cos break up is a sensitive issue to most couple. A law that is put on silent and no one speaks up. It’s not a curse but a spell. Just the same way u starts a relationship with a vow. The spell is unforgiving. Don’t say it then you regret, you will take it back. The spell is not a child’s play. What you lose is still your lost. It’s okay to smile with watery eyes. It’s a symbolism of pride. Be proud of yourself for months and years.

I’m signing off now. I’m gonna finish up my assignment. I wrote this cause I was put on pressure and a little bit pissed off to some one or two couples. Mine is still on stand. So nothing to do with this ;-)

Fashioning of Affection

Love? Fancy word huh? In present, people busy chasing soulmate from here and there but good luck for those who caught up with fashioning of affection. Fashioning of retain and lengthen the strong invisible attachment. Ain’t that easy and ain’t that hard too.


Remember those way back history, Adam and Eve. Learn the lesson. Imagine you and your girlfriend in the Garden of Eden, let’s say if both of you tripping with cross sword. Bitching lines over screw up the element of relationship (I don’t think I should have explain about universal things). Well the solution is one! Forgiveness! Mine and I too practice this principal. Forgive, Forget (in some cases maybe not) and lastly Amend it. You know like renewing your vow. Simply said “I won’t do blablabla again. Cross my heart with your love”. Case one settle ;-)


I am no expert in business of “nude winged baby armed with a bow and a quiver of arrows”, but I guess I may good in flavoring my relationship. Did you know the littlest thing is what counted? Girls love their men who remember the sweet aromatic moment when around them so guys why not bring a bit of your charm than bringing bad romance.


Well guys, here is my suggestion, every time you went out with your girlfriend, take note of detail on hers and try doing something outrageous and before sleep, you write a little reminder on the date. Thus when the loving birds hit the anniversary, talk about previous moment. That’s the way to melt your girlfriend on anniversary. The only way to make girls happy is by making falling in love with you every single day. So guys gimme five! Case two settle ;-)


Next, Hello Girlfriends… Have you ever think of Boyfriend’s burden over you. Face it! There is one or ten. LOL. Your boyfriend is not a Billionaire and remember single ladies (unless you’re married) they haven’t put a halo round your ring finger yet so how about in one day in a week, you treat the guy like a prince. Let him have the time to stable finance crisis to oblige you and their grooming. One suggestion is treat him with his favorite burger (anything from nasi kerabu to western) or even you can cook for them if u hasn’t kill people with your food. LOL. (WARNING: last lines is not advisable. Hahaha)


Done. I’m signing off now. Gonna smoke some more. Oh ya. This entry is written genuinely by Aliph and not Carrie Bradshaw. She doesn’t exist in real life. Eat that! LOL.

180 days

Yesterday, my daydream spilled from my gold head. Today, it breaks free from the shadow neck and comes to the facts of existence. The ocean of my mind still keep its purity although I was fucked up yesterday but what came out from your mouth just left a nod over my sleeping waves (the state of our relationship which is secure and safe).

I’m not giving up on you but the bottom line is I’m no longer feeling like in a carnival. With horror I recalled, your taste of comfort getting bitter and your blessing is in disguise. The reason why I’m not falling out of love because I’m always reminisce our 180 days. There is more to look forward b. I’m hurting but I don’t want you to be here wrapping my heartbreak for the reason that I’m good in silent treatment. I hope you don’t have any alibi when you slip your tongue cos it poisons me enough.

I can’t have good sleep cos it’s like I lost faith of our love. Your love is like a blanket which warms my heart. I’m being versed that you are pleading my case and I don’t want to cry many lies saying “I’m okay” too. I hope you drunk with regret b. I can’t bare looking you raining on my parade which I build for us. Remember when you say “I love you”, it is a promise. I don’t want it to carry empty promises. I love you saying. A lot and I mean every eight alphabet I spelled it.

p/s: This is normal in every relationship. Love is like a disease. Arghhh, I know its not helping my condition by sharing mine so I would rather talk about people’s view. Did you notice single people always sighing about being solo? Well it is just the same principal when people in a relationship complaining about their lover. Most people don’t know that love is about sharing and may also about give and take equally.